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So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok thatβs a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
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I wouldnt have even thought to just pull the plug tbh
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This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.
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shes perfection .
me at the club
SELENA π»ππ
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